Parenting Tip #361 – Lick To Your Diet (Wait, I Meant Stick)

Parenting diet Parenting Tip #361

My parenting diet consists of all the food kids don’t eat.

Did I lick the knife after taking this photo?

OF COURSE I F*[email protected] DID!!!

I also made myself an “after lunch” sandwich.

For more humor dipped in peanut butter, check out How To Make A Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich – And Lose Your Mind – In 243 Simple Steps.

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