This week, I feed the kids crap so I can go to the gym and get healthy, I demand more from my fake help, and I drown in drinking cups.
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And now onto the newest notes…
Parenting Tip #531
Parenting Tip #532
Parenting Tip #533
It’s so hard to find good fake help these days!!
Parenting Tip #534
Parenting Tip #535
“Highly recommended!!!” explains one father, who is me.
Parenting Tip #536
I signed all our names to the letter.
(Side note – a few people comment about their unhappiness with me using the F-word on a note. To those people I say…grow the fuck up.)
Parenting Tip #537
It bothers me as much as it freaks out the people at work that a grown man still says potty. Let’s all just get over it.
Parenting Tip #538
“Dad, can we stop listening to Mambo #5 over and over?!?!”
“NO, BECAUSE IT’S ALL I OWN NOW!!!”
Parenting Tip #539
Why you gotta rub it in, Netflix?!?!
Parenting Tip #540
This is an exaggeration. I don’t think about it for longer than a second.
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