This week, I feed the kids crap so I can go to the gym and get healthy, I demand more from my fake help, and I drown in drinking cups.
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Parenting Tip #531

Parenting Tip #532

Parenting Tip #533

It’s so hard to find good fake help these days!!
Parenting Tip #534

Parenting Tip #535

Highly recommended!!! explains one father, who is me.
Parenting Tip #536

I signed all our names to the letter.
(Side note – a few people comment about their unhappiness with me using the F-word on a note. To those people I say grow the fuck up.)
Parenting Tip #537

It bothers me as much as it freaks out the people at work that a grown man still says potty.
Let’s all just get over it.
Parenting Tip #538

“Dad, can we stop listening to Mambo #5 over and over?!?!”
“NO, BECAUSE it’s ALL I OWN NOW!!!
Parenting Tip #539

Why you gotta rub it in, Netflix?!?!?
Parenting Tip #540

This is an exaggeration. I dont think about it for longer than a second.
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