Parenting Tip #362 – Summer Camp Crusty

Summer Camp Parenting Note #362

Why are you so clean? Are you ditching camp and going to the mall?

If you were at summer camp all day, show me something you learned.

Here, start a fire in the yard.

I DON’T CARE IF THOSE ARE POOL NOODLES, MAKE A DAMN FIRE!!!

I’ve talked about camp before. The kids love it. I love it. I wish it existed when I was a kid.

Maybe next year I can apply to be a summer camp counselor.

“Sure, you can see my resume, but wouldn’t you rather see me build a fire with these pool noodles?!?!”

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