Coloring isn’t therapy. Even if it’s adult coloring books. It’s torture. It’s torture and my captor has pink-stained fingers.
Daddy, let’s color.
You color this picture. I don’t care if it’s not the one you wanted.
Why did you use those colors? Use these colors.
That’s not the eye shadow Cinderella uses. Do you pay ANY attention to the princesses?!?
Can I draw a giant line over everything you’ve done? It will be MASSIVE AND BLACK but very tasteful.
Here you finish coloring mine but just know however you chose to finish the picture IT WILL BE WRONG AND I WILL REACT WITH SCREAMS.
Daddy, let’s do Play-Doh.