Parenting Tip #304 – Things That Go Bump In The Night

bump in the night parenting tip

I told him there are absolutely no monsters under his bed. It’s too obvious of a hiding spot.

We both checked. Nothing but dust and toys.

Honestly, the noise was me jumping for joy because it was bedtime.

The things that go bump in the night are the sounds of parents finishing all the things they couldn’t during the day.


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