Parenting Tip #302 – Take Down The Fire Alarms

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If you can’t read, order takeout.

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2 Comments on “Parenting Tip #302 – Take Down The Fire Alarms”

  1. One day we asked our son if he knew what to do when the smoke alarm went off. We were hoping he would say something like, “Get out of the house.” Instead he said, “You go like this,” and proceeded to make a fanning motion to make the smoke alarm stop.

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