Sometimes the internet is a teacher, albeit accidentally.
The top 5 things the happiest, healthiest parents do every day. Do you ever wish you had a cheat sheet to life, with all the shortcuts laid out for you?…
This week, I discuss trucks full of dead deer, letting kids fail, and the real reason online shopping was created.
This week, The Kid wants me to stop acting a fool, kid shows songs get stuck in my cranium and people think I stuff poop in my pocket.
In the notes this week, the kids make up words for bodily functions, the bank teller knows I’m taking change from my kids and vitamins are becoming the high point of my day.
This week, the kids want to impale me with a toy, people have a huge issue with my grocery list, and I don’t have a hard copy of the rules.
This week, the youngest wants to play chef and learns the value of “no” and the kids don’t know what my pants signify. WAIT! STOP! Before you go forward, go…
This week, I feed the kids crap so I can go to the gym and get healthy, I demand more from my fake help, and I drown in drinking cups.…
This week, I take up yoga for all the wrong (and right) reasons, I learn never to mess with stains and discuss common street signs.
This week, the kids play school (for some reason), I get mad at people on the street and I’ll go on any boring field trip.
This week, the kids try a foolproof way to wake me up, I realize I’m awful at remembering important dates and my daughter might be a motivational speaker in the making.
I never imagined after writing that first note that I’d be talking about number 500.
This week, I revisit the holidays and Santa’s list, a flu shot puts me on the DL, I’m thinking about writing an instruction manual for parenting and the kids are losing WIFI privileges.
This week, the little one tugs at my heartstrings, I give cooking advice and the library gets tough.