This week, Krazy Glue keeps the family together, my inability to remember names gets worse, and my kids have hoarder tendencies.
I’m alone at the Jersey shore.
This week, the air conditioner saves my sanity, we discuss the local pool, my fashion choices have changed over the years and my oldest is sensitive about soccer balls.
This week, the kids see through my threats, my appliances are asked to do several jobs and the oldest is into bathroom calisthenics.
How many times this week have you issued the “five-minute warning” to your kids?
This week, the 6-year-old turns into Mr. Krabs, my current weekend parenting philosophy and one of the reasons I’ve stopped dating for the foreseeable future.
Sometimes the internet is a teacher, albeit accidentally.
The top 5 things the happiest, healthiest parents do every day. Do you ever wish you had a cheat sheet to life, with all the shortcuts laid out for you?…
This week, I discuss trucks full of dead deer, letting kids fail, and the real reason online shopping was created.
This week, The Kid wants me to stop acting a fool, kid shows songs get stuck in my cranium and people think I stuff poop in my pocket.
In the notes this week, the kids make up words for bodily functions, the bank teller knows I’m taking change from my kids and vitamins are becoming the high point of my day.
This week, the kids want to impale me with a toy, people have a huge issue with my grocery list, and I don’t have a hard copy of the rules.
This week, the youngest wants to play chef and learns the value of “no” and the kids don’t know what my pants signify. WAIT! STOP! Before you go forward, go…
This week, I feed the kids crap so I can go to the gym and get healthy, I demand more from my fake help, and I drown in drinking cups.…