Parenting Tip #339 – Ignore Special Requests

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One Comment on “Parenting Tip #339 – Ignore Special Requests”

  1. Mine is always the lunch request. Every week, “Can you come have lunch with me? You never have lunch with me.” and then when I show up to surprise them: “Oh, well, I had Lunch Bunch with my teacher today…..but it’s okay, I’ll eat with you…..” completely with sad puppy dog eyes.

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