This week, I give women advice on motivating their men, the 6-year-old compliments me, and I discover the odd origin of the word Dad.
No matter how hard I push, persist, and plead, the 9-year-old isn’t a breakfast person.
This week, we play catch-up with some notes.
I’m taking a family road trip this summer. Our first vacation as a threesome.
This week, I discuss the random thoughts that make me laugh, keeping it simple and stupid and the kids go to civil war over an armrest.
Sometimes the internet is a teacher, albeit accidentally.
This week, I discuss trucks full of dead deer, letting kids fail, and the real reason online shopping was created.
This week, The Kid wants me to stop acting a fool, kid shows songs get stuck in my cranium and people think I stuff poop in my pocket.
In the notes this week, the kids make up words for bodily functions, the bank teller knows I’m taking change from my kids and vitamins are becoming the high point of my day.
I’ve met several people during my morning deliveries for the bakery.
This week, the kids want to impale me with a toy, people have a huge issue with my grocery list, and I don’t have a hard copy of the rules.
This week, the kids stand around naked for hours, tell me riddles with no answers and I accidentally yell at children that aren’t mine.
This week, the youngest wants to play chef and learns the value of “no” and the kids don’t know what my pants signify. WAIT! STOP! Before you go forward, go…
This week, I feed the kids crap so I can go to the gym and get healthy, I demand more from my fake help, and I drown in drinking cups.…