Parenting Tip #332 – Buy Extra Large Storage Bins

All The Artwork

It’s impossible to save all of the “art” so I just choose the best of the best. The kids will thank me.

“Dad, why did you save this drawing? It looks like a pile of shit on an ice cream cone.”

“You said it was a picture of me.”

awkward silence

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