Parenting Tip #331 – Back To School Night

Back To School Night

I don’t mind Back to School night.

I actually just go to sit in the tiny desks and pretend I’m a giant.

And because I know all the stuff hanging on the walls.

“Sir, we know you know the alphabet, you don’t have to read the letters out loud.”

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