This week, I discuss the random thoughts that make me laugh, keeping it simple and stupid and the kids go to civil war over an armrest.
Sometimes the internet is a teacher, albeit accidentally.
Every time I passed a clock, WITHOUT FAIL, I’d check the time. For not other reason than habit. Here’s how I kicked my clock habit.
The top 5 things the happiest, healthiest parents do every day. Do you ever wish you had a cheat sheet to life, with all the shortcuts laid out for you?…
This week, I discuss trucks full of dead deer, letting kids fail, and the real reason online shopping was created.
A few weeks ago, I posted a note on Instagram explaining The Kid’s “Italian farts.” I commented.. “Ok, let’s hear all the weird things your kids say so I don’t…
This week, The Kid wants me to stop acting a fool, kid shows songs get stuck in my cranium and people think I stuff poop in my pocket.
In the notes this week, the kids make up words for bodily functions, the bank teller knows I’m taking change from my kids and vitamins are becoming the high point of my day.
I’ve met several people during my morning deliveries for the bakery.
This week, the kids want to impale me with a toy, people have a huge issue with my grocery list, and I don’t have a hard copy of the rules.
This week, the kids stand around naked for hours, tell me riddles with no answers and I accidentally yell at children that aren’t mine.
This week, the youngest wants to play chef and learns the value of “no” and the kids don’t know what my pants signify. WAIT! STOP! Before you go forward, go…
This week, I feed the kids crap so I can go to the gym and get healthy, I demand more from my fake help, and I drown in drinking cups.…
This week, I take up yoga for all the wrong (and right) reasons, I learn never to mess with stains and discuss common street signs.