5 Things I’d Totally Blow Money On This Week (If I Had Any)

Cosmic Cat Shirt

I spend a huge chunk of free time online. It’s not by choice it’s just a part of my side job. Each week, I’m going to highlight some of the awesome, insane, odd and awful items I come across while traversing the web and then I’m going to share them with you whether you like it or not. You’re welcome.

Here are some of the things I spotted this week…

Things To Buy This Week

Remember PF Flyers? If you’re old enough to remember wearing them, congrats on living so long. If you only remember PF Flyers from the movie The Sandlot, you probably also think yelling “You’re killing me, Smalls!” is still funny. Either way, the sneakers are back in a big way and they’ve teamed with New Balance to make comfortable and kick-ass looking shoes. Check them all out here.

Never cut your grass again. Unless that’s how you escape the family for a little while. In that case, do it, because it’s like therapy. If you hate cutting grass, check out this robot lawn mower. The Miimo Robot lawn mower operates using a boundary wire and 360-degree sensors allowing it to sense, and not run over, bushes, plants and little kids. It’s only $2,500. Buy like seven.

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Funko Pop Joey Ramone.  Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. OHHH YEAHHHH. Then when you’re done, pick up this Joey Ramone fig from Funko Pop. It’s the absolute opposite of punk rock but who cares at this point.

Cosmic Pizza Cat Shirt. I love when a t-shirt gets me some extra attention. This Cosmic Pizza Cat t-shirt will get stares and a ton of questions. Here’s the first question — pizza or tacos?

Floating Around In Otter Space — Who doesn’t love a good pun? Who doesn’t love otters? Who doesn’t have spare change? Who doesn’t think this change purse is genius Crazy people, that’s who!

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