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2019 Daily Parenting Calendar

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Death Before Decaf

Death Before Decaf

Don't ever let anyone tell you they drink coffee "for the taste."
New Dad Dictionary Book

The New Dad Dictionary

Everything dads need to know, from A to Z.

MY BOOKS

Thank You For Not Laughing Book

Thank You For Not Laughing

I keep a writing journal. Most of the contents never see the light of day. This is the stuff I decided to share.
A**holeology- The Cheat Sheet

A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet

Class was dismissed at the conclusion of A**holeology. Now it's time to take to the field with The Cheat Sheet.
Assholeology Book

A**holeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way – and Getting Away with it

It's every guy's handbook on how to be an asshole, without getting a black eye.
2019 Daily Parenting Calendar

Official 2019 Message With A Bottle Calendar

New Dad Dictionary Book

The New Dad Dictionary

Everything dads need to know, from A to Z.

STUFF I CREATED

Moody Crayon

Moody

Everyone feels a little blue sometimes. Available in tee shirts, sweatshirts, stickers and more.
Ernest Hemingway Quote

‘The First Draft Of Anything Is Shit’ Hemingway Notebook

Ernest Hemingway and the joys of the first draft.
Hunter S. Thompson Quote

Hunter S. Thompson ‘When The Going Gets Weird’

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson on the writing life. This notebook is perfect for the people who like to get weird in life and in their journal.
Drunk Dad Mode

(Drunk) Dad Mode

Forget Beast Mode. This is Dad Mode. And dad is always a little...loaded. Available in shirts, sweatshirts, stickers and more.
Make America Tape Again

Make America Tape Again

Let's go back to the days of analog. Available in shirts, stickers and more.
Death Before Decaf

Death Before Decaf

Don't ever let anyone tell you they drink coffee "for the taste."

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