I love shit like this. Pun intended.
When a Missouri mom named Rebecca asked her daughter, Audrey, how she’d like to celebrate her third birthday, the toddler had only one theme in mind: “poop.”
“For months, every time we mentioned her party, Audrey requested ‘poop balloons and a poop cake,’” Rebecca told The Huffington Post. “I tried suggesting other themes, but she always insisted on poop.”
Ultimately, she and her husband decided to “embrace the weird” and give Audrey the party she wanted.
So what happens at a poop party? Well usually the poop doesn’t happen until I’ve had too much tequila and think 3am Taco Bell is smart…oh…THEIR poop party.
The guests played “pin the poop,” hit an emoji-shaped piñata filled with Tootsie Rolls and Hershey’s Kisses, and received whoopee cushions as going away gifts. Mom even dressed like a giant turd.
Slow clap for these parents. They gave their daughter exactly what she wanted for her birthday and that’s really all that matters. Anyone who thinks otherwise is full of…
[via Huffington Post]