Häagen-Dazs, creators of delicious ice cream and millions of dad bods, has unveiled a new collection called Spirits. It’s got alcohol, y’all.
The flavors include Irish Cream Coffee & Biscotti, Rum Vanilla Caramel Blondie, Rum Ginger Cookie, Whiskey Chocolate Truffle and Vodka Key Lime Pie. I’ll take the Key Lime Pie. All of it. Up my nose.
The Spirits line doesn’t pack much alcohol — less than 1% — but if you eat enough ice cream…
For the moment, Häagen-Dazs Spirits is only available in Canada, but that’s fine, since half the country wants to move there anyway.