Häagen-Dazs Added Liquor To Their Ice Cream Because Dreams Do Come True

Haagen-Dazs Spirits

Häagen-Dazs, creators of delicious ice cream and millions of dad bods, has unveiled a new collection called Spirits. It’s got alcohol, y’all.

The flavors include Irish Cream Coffee & Biscotti, Rum Vanilla Caramel Blondie, Rum Ginger Cookie, Whiskey Chocolate Truffle and Vodka Key Lime Pie. I’ll take the Key Lime Pie. All of it. Up my nose.

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The Spirits line doesn’t pack much alcohol — less than 1% — but if you eat enough ice cream…

For the moment, Häagen-Dazs Spirits is only available in Canada, but that’s fine, since half the country wants to move there anyway.


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