I love to hear about their days but not at the same time.
Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell, about one bad father you know so well…
I didn’t know the origin of April Fool’s Day.
The moment after this message was posted to Facebook, I counted on my fingers to ten and checked the comments.
I wanted to ask the optimal clothing for dancing but I really didn’t want the answer.
They’ve both been warned.
It’s a good thing the internet exists.
I think if I pushed the issue she would have stabbed me with a crayon.
It. Never. Fails.
Tis the season to lose your shit over every little thing.