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Instill The 5 Second Rule – #358

I’m not going to lie, I was impressed.

Instead of watching fireworks, do you know what I’d rather go do?

The next hour is spent showing the kids where I put everything and the hour after that the kids spent putting it all back where “it belongs.”

“Dad, do I have any stuff on my face?”

She seemed incredibly surprised to see him. I’m sure it made her morning.

I’m afraid to ask WHAT ELSE I don’t know about him.

Congrats to all the graduates, all the summer school students and every parent & teacher that survived another year.

This is probably a good time to mention I wrote a funny (at least to me) blog post about making peanut butter and jelly for kids.

Send to a dad who needs this today and Happy Father’s Day to all the dads!

And if anyone knows how to remove spray paint from a neighbor’s golden retriever, I’m all ears.