Buy This Official ‘Star Wars’ Landspeeder For Your Little Jedi In Training
Here’s what kids today will never understand. There was a time — we’ll call it the 80s and 90s — where anything you saw in a movie didn’t come to…
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Finally, A Swear Jar Big Enough For Your Filthy Mouth
I’ve seen a bunch of different swear jars over the years. I hate them all. They’re all crafty and corny like some adorable Mee-Maw hand painted each one to get…
Here Are The New Emojis You’ll Get From Your Kids Instead Of Actual Answers
Apple unveiled new emojis on Monday, as part of the World Emoji Day celebration. Is that an actual celebration? World Emoji Day? Is mail delivered on that day? Do we…
San Francisco Grade Schools Ban Chocolate Milk
I’m all for decreasing the amount of sugar in the diet of every living human because it will send people to an early grave — but like ISIS and the…
These ‘Build The Future With LEGO’ Ads Are Inspirational & Fantastic
In case you missed my affection and adoration for LEGO, it runs deep. Deeper than the gashes in the bottom of my feet from stepping on the little bricks in…
Disney Collaboration With Uniqlo Is Mickey And The Gang For Grown-Ups
We’re going to Disney in September. Pray for my soul. I’m sure my wallet will have a fantastic time. When you’re in Mickey’s world, you’ve got to dress like the…
This Video Proves Dads Should Not Be Trusted With The Gender Reveal
This video makes me laugh every time and yes I’ve watched it countless times. The mom-to-be is ready to toss her man, and father of her unborn, a ball loaded…
Build Your Family A Floating Cooler For Just $10
Image credit: Ghazalle Badiozamani Do you get of out the pool to grab a juice box or fifth beer? You’re a god damn amateur! Be a DIY dad and build a…
New Study Explains Why Kids Should Play Dress Up Before Doing Homework
The theme at summer camp this week is Super Heroes. There’s one stipulation to wearing costumes to camp — kids have to make up their super heroes. My kid wasn’t…
Häagen-Dazs Added Liquor To Their Ice Cream Because Dreams Do Come True
Häagen-Dazs, creators of delicious ice cream and millions of dad bods, has unveiled a new collection called Spirits. It’s got alcohol, y’all. The flavors include Irish Cream Coffee & Biscotti,…